why?

Why, oh why do I feel like this baby's head is sitting IN MY LADY TOWN AREA just chilaxin'?  I mean should it really have to be excruciating to WALK, or GET UP FROM A CHAIR?  Come on!  Why can't my water just break so that when I go to the hospital they will BELIEVE that I am in labor?  They obviously don't BELIEVE that I've now been in labor for 8 days.  Surely some people labor for 8 days -- I couldn't be a rarity, right?  :)

I'm now at the point of exasperated!  3 more days -- 3 more days -- 3 more days!